Ack! I’m sorry!
That’s right. I officially offer you, reader, my formal apologies for the complete and total neglect of this website during the past five weeks. I have no excuses, and if anyone is even checking this site anymore…congratulations, I promise I’ll make it worth your while.
That being said, It should be noted that I am now back on North American soil (Mexico being a country technically located in Central America precludes the use of “American” in this context. Point out that Canada is also in North America and I may have to admit defeat.). There are certain, inexpressibly wonderful and sad things about that. I miss friends, acquaintances, and all the people who made the effort of saying hello each day. It makes a difference when you’re far away from home. They’ll never read this, but to the Banana Lady, the Chicken Guy, Old Shoe Man, Shoe Shine Guy, Parking Lot Man, and all the other people whose many last names I never committed to memory: I miss you guys!
I also miss sun and Mexican food, which makes the chemically and biologically enhanced trash we eat seem, well, bad. As evidence for this fact, I would like to point out that I was never violently ill while in Mexico. That’s right. All those antibiotics went completely untouched. And I brushed my teeth with tap water in a number of different places, ate fruit and vegetables with the skin on, and basically stopped being too worried about getting sick after the first couple months. I wasn’t worried about getting sick back in the US either, even though I did. I’ll spare the world the details (and to be fair, it was mild) but it did give me something to think about.
Many people think of Mexico as a grimy, germy place. I can’t even count the number of friends, family, and healthcare professionals that warned me of the horror that would supposedly ensue shortly after I arrived. I don’t know if Montezuma is getting lazy in his old age or if some other tragedy befell him. What I can tell you is that the Immodium was a waste of money.
But enough of that. I thought it might be edifying and humorous to note some of the things about Mexico that I miss, and those that I don’t. It is in no way a complete list, but rather a representative snapshot of daily triumphs and difficulties I experienced. I present them below:
Ten Aspects of Sahuayo I’d rather forget:
1. Certain things just simply not happening for unapparent reasons. Case in point: the
5:30am bus to Manzanillo which arrived at 7:20am. (It’s somewhat cold at an altitude of 5000ft. at 5:30am in December, even if you are in Mexico.)
2. The inoffensiveness of noise. Random music, random screaming, cars blaring
advertisements over loudspeakers in the streets, babies crying, it’s all acceptable.
3. Roaches, which I still find myself scanning for every time I enter a kitchen.
4. “Yes” occasionally meaning “no.”
5. The always mysterious and slightly horrifying smell of fecal matter which seemed to come from nowhere at unpredictable times.
6. Being “Maestra” or “RRRO-bean” (If in doubt, roll the “R” for all you’re worth.)
7. Washing my clothes by hand.
8. The random nausea that comes from spending hours riding a bus through the mountains.
9. Wearing the same jacket and sweater every day for the last month. There was an unexpected cold snap, and then “winter” arrived, meaning that temperatures dropped to the 40s and 50s at night. Lack of proper clothing (my fault) and insulated walls (circumstantial) made this somewhat uncomfortable.
10. The many, many times the gas company said, at 7:00am, that they would come, were coming, were on their way, were downstairs, or had just been downstairs but were forced to leave. To this day I don’t know exactly what was going on, but I did actually cry over this at one point. It was just that frustrating.
Ten Aspects of Sahuayo I’ll always Miss:
1. Being safe on the streets at night.
2. Mexican food – tacos al pastor, sopes, enchiladas, pozole, chorizo, quesadillas, churros, atole, jamaica, chile in its many forms, all the produce that just doesn’t exist here, ditto on the seafood, queso para fundir, etc.
3. The relative cheapness of everything, especially fresh produce at the market.
4. The market itself.
5. Sunny weather, even during rainy season.
6. Not being constantly busy and stressed (and not feeling like that was some sort of
requirement for meaningful existence).
7. Being close enough to beaches, waterfalls, mountains, volcanoes, etc. to take weekend trips to any of the aforementioned places.
8. Plentiful public transportation.
9. The “do whatever you want, it’s ok” mindset.
10. The seemingly endless stream of public events, festivals, and celebrations.
Overall, it’s nice to be back to being the student instead of the teacher. My Spanish has really improved, and I would do it all over again if I had the chance, as they say. The weather in Ohio is unpleasant, and the Clifton neighborhoods tend to leave something to be desired. However, the water supply is consistent, I haven’t chased any living thing with a can of Raid in several weeks, and the only reason I call the gas company is if I suspect impending doom. And that could be something to celebrate.